How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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