- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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