Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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asparagus

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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