Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

A baby seal walks into a club...

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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