- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

im a selling a car

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

...NO.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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