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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

A baby seal walks into a club...

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

The cow went moo

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

verry nice how mUCH?

asian drivers.

a black guy leaves prison

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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