How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Penis-Pump

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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