What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Womens rights

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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man boobs

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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