Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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