Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Like this joke

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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My mom just died....

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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JEWS

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