- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Chuck norris survived rapture.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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