Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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