- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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