What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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i'm not gay

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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