- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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