What time is it? 10:58

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Jared Gough is a slut

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Enchilada

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

what do gay people eat?? food

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Hashtag

Turn around.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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