- Anti Joke

A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

God bless America, and no where else.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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