Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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who farted your mother

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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