A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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