There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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