whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What is next?

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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cory is gay

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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