WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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OBAMA

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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A jew went to Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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