a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What is next?

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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cory is gay

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Women's Rights

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Hello

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