What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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