What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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space is fun

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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