- Anti Joke

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

The Barackness Monster

These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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