A black guy with his family.

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Turn around.

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Hello

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Enchilada

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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