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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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womens rights

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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