What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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