If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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test

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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kiss me?

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Joe Biden

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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