- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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