- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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