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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Gestapo.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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