Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Gustavo Andrade

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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