- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Suck pussy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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