- Anti Joke

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus