What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

a black man pays his child support

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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