- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's brown an sticky Shit

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

I have an idea! You leave.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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