- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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