I have a really funny joke.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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