rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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