- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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