Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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