- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

If you have a stroke, call 000

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Suck pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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