My cat just died.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Cancer

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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