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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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