Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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