Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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