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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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