- Anti Joke

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.