- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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