A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Knock Knock.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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