why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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I'm so punny.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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